Tonight on AgeNoir: Am I Gyaru enough?

We are often plagued with that question. Someone will call us the perfect gal, but then another calls us lazy/ugly/fail. How do we know?


Tonight on AgeNoir, you will learn how to find the weak points in your look, and make them into strengths.

Honing in my Gyaru look

Sometimes I wonder if my ultimate gyaru style goals are appropriate for my current lifestyle. 

I've been such a Naughty Chaudie

I haven't blogged in so long!

I hope you can forgive me by taking a look at what i've been doing these past few days...

Tonight on AgeNoir: The Charisma Factor

It that time again! And today we are going to construct the perfect Charisma Gyaru

See more below...

Coco's first time at a park

My day had started off with helping my mother (pictured above) get an ad prepared for the first issue of some almanac. 

Gyaru Mini Meet: Hanging out with Eri

 So I hung out with Eri today. We traded magazines and talked a lot about the B_G community. It's fun hanging out with her. I told her about all my future plans being a Gyaru and she agreed and supported me.

Now that I look back at this photo, My makeup looks awful. I had this thing going on with my eyebrows .. and what the hell was I thinking{(>_<)}?!  I look so old...

Here's a picture of my son and I. I had to take him to my dad's place. They are going bowling. Ugh, my makeup looks too yellow in this photo. 

 

We went to the Lollicup by my dad's place off of Big Horn and Elk Grove blvd. I have to say that its the best one to go to! They make my favorite fried Mozzarella sticks, have comfy but limited seating, and their clientele is very diverse. I was conversing with a heavily tattooed single white woman on the concepts of trying to exercise moral tolerance.

That's pretty much it for now. How's your weekend going?

tonight on AgeNoir: B_G Community

After the last show, particularly after G_S was posted, I've been hearing about a few constant debates going on in the gal community. Especially in the Black Gal (B_G)community. I'm hoping that a few of those involved would come onto the show and express their concerns over certain things. 

So in lieu of what I've been hearing about. I'm catering tonight's show to the concerns of the black gyaru community.

So from you, my readers, I'm hoping that you can help me with something....

FOTD - why me?

Sucky makeup after three tries today. Oh well. Just gonna go with it. We can't have perfection all the time.

Sometimes, dreams are your nightmare

so much to do today... sleep seems so bothersome now a days. I can kind of understand where "I can sleep when I die comes from." Sleep is just a pitiful human limitation... Sometimes... I wish I could sleep as peaceful as my husband. He has such wonderful dreams. When he gets as much sleep as he wants, he's so happy. 

I only have bizarre and embarrassing dreams that fuck with my mind. Sometimes I just dont want to sleep. Sometimes I'm just too scared.

Magazine Haul From Eri!

If you have seen this photo, I can definitely tell you that the three magazines on the right side are taken.

And Why is that? I got them.

The one in the middle above will be mine next week. I'm going to trade my AneAgeha for it.

Haul Post: Gal Mama Power No makeup!

lol at the title.

Yes I did some shopping, I needed to take the money off my ATM card so I can buy a couple of magazines from Eri. And of course I ended up buying things.

So the first trip was alt walmart. Everytime I go there and see something gal I always take photos:

Maybe you can learn something from TV afterall

I'm watching "who do you think you are" on NBC.  I like this show because you learn things in this show that you don't learn in the history books. In fact, the most I have every learned about black history was watching Lionel Richie and Vanessa Williams on this show, and the Craig Ferguson show when he celebrated black history. It's kind of sad that our local learning institution doesn't offer that of of basic education unless you go to college and take a specific class for it. 

What do you think? Not just about Black History Month, but your roots/ancestry, or the lack of education where you are.

When people compliment your makeup trials...

Make sure they're not trying to kiss your ass.

You don't believe me? look back at those photos of you in the past that you know are terrible, and see what comments were left.

Revamp: Shelf Booty Post

Here in Gyaru Community, we have a little underlying issue about weight. It seems that anything larger than a 6 is considered fat, and anything below is too thin.  Because of this we forget about the positives of having curves. Now is the time when the development of the Shelf Booty Comes into play.

Maybe you've heard of me talk about this before? Well I'm updating this post with the relevant information that you need...

Disclaimer: By clicking on "want more?" You agree to absorb the information given, as an adult. You don't have to be of legal age to view what I have posted below, but I won't respond to you whining about scantily clothed women on my blog. This is a place to help women look good for themselves, and also to attract men in a decent way. 

Ghetto vs. Gyaru: This week on AgeNoir

Once again, we gather here on blogtv to discuss another topic that can heavily effect the gyaru Community So Here's a quick rundown of what we are going to do:

Re: My last makeup post

Although I might get a lot of flack for this, I just wanted to put this "reply" as a post by itself. It's only being done this way because of one of my personal blogging rules:

If your response is more than 100 words, its a post not a reply.

Calling all Gyaru! Want to promo on The Chaudie?

Hello everyone. As you can tell, there are times when I don't post. I would like to fill those gaps with little promos here and there of you gals in the community. I thinking about creating a form for you to fill out, and then it will become an upcoming post for the Chaudie. As you can tell from my statistics below, I can get pretty decent traffic to direct your way.

What do you say? (<---Click this)

When ever you have something to post just click on "Photo Submission" Under my Profile Photo.

Do you feel smothered by the Gyaru 'rules'

I can definitely say you're not alone. Its funny with how long Gaijin Gyaru have existed, yet we still have the same standards hanging over out heads:

You must be thin,
You must be Blond
You must have long hair, and it has to be styled big at all time.
You must be Asian, and live and breathe the style
You have to follow the magazines exactly.

Well, I am here, along with a lot of Gyaru in our community, to tell you that we are not going to stick to those "rules" above.

New Video: Slow Caddies and Deadbeat moms

I had makeup on today, and I wanted to say a few words. I'm not completely comfortable on camera, so I did this to get used to it. Here's the makeup style I was wearing today:

click through for more photos

G.S.S. Serebu Gyaru

Serebu Gyaru, simply put, it just following the fashion of your favorite celebrity instead of the magazines, trends and brands. Commonly followed Celebrities include Beyonce', Kim Kardashian, and Jessica Biel.

Let's keep these three in mind when checking out our selections...

5 reasons why you can’t keep a man

After looking around the blogosphere and chatting with Gigi, I’ve noticed that a lot of people can’t seem to keep a man. Is it because of the ‘lifestyle’ we keep? Our overly painted faces? What the fuck is causing these men to run for the hills?

No I’m not talking about fuck buddies, one night stands, or anyone you think as a toyboy. Those boys, and I do mean boys, aren’t meant for a true solid relationship.  I’m talking about men, those who are trying to do something for themselves, hold jobs, maybe even go to school.

I’m tired of you whiny little bitches constantly complaining about why you can’t keep a man, or why men only want you for sex. You’re obviously either picking the wrong man or you’re doing one (or maybe all) of the following…